people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch
oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar
"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace
I am so glad someone finally made this
This was one of my favorite parts.
I’m going to keep reblogging this.
YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.
Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician.
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You will not regret pressing play
you really will not regret pressing play
i did not regret pressing play
You will regret not pressing play
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It took me longer than it should have to make this
I KNEW IT WOULD COME BACK TO THIS
I am DYING. I slowed Jared down to 70% so I had a little more to gif, and it made THIS NOISE and I CAN’T BREATHE
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Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
Was that Tobuscus
why yes it was